But today I got the one that doesn't. :-P It's a shame, it could *use* the extra meaning. It makes... NO sense. Wow. For your entertained bemusement, here it is:
Consolidate your interest while the lights are active.
No, really, that's *exactly* what it says.
So, no, "Consolidate your interests while the lights are active in bed" makes no more sense, and is not really funny.
*shakes head in confusion*